Pher baaje-bawkaa
Blog lekhaa naaki nesha-r motoh. In fact, aamar ek colleague maarfot gyaaNtoh holaam je onnanyo nesha-r shongey ekta basic difference aachhe. Shetaa hochhe, ei nesha-tey poisha aamdaani hoy, khorcha hoy na otoTah.
Aamar khetrey eTaa ekebaarei pholey na. Aamar khetrey blog lekha hochhe naasha-r motoh. Achhe ki nei, Terr-o pawa jaaye na, until bondho howaar humki dey. Thik ek byapar holo aamar saathe. Aamake keu, baa kaara, humki dilen je, jodi awnotee-bilombey "blog in" naa kori, taaholey, blogosphere theke aamar ei chhoTTo blog-ti gaayeb howaar fear roye jaabe.
Aami er aageo eTaa lokkhyo korechhi - keu jodi aamake boley "Kichhu ekta lekho", aami puro hotoh-bhombo hoye jaai. Maane "I object if there is no subject", aar ki! Taai aami ektu khonja khunji korlaam je lok-e ki topic-er opor blog lekhe. Khunjtey giye dekhlaam, Tamluk-er proshiddyo tentul-er marmalade theke shuru korey Tibbot-er llama-der mormow-bedonaa obdi henow topic nei jaar opor keu kichhu lekhe ni. In other words, shob lekha hoye geychhey.
Taai, aamar aar lekhar kichhu nei. Ei context-e ekta katha maathaye eloh je, aamra ki jaani, je, aamader bhaasha, maane paati bhaashaye jaake boley "Baangla", taar modhhey kotoh bhobishhyot-baani lukiye achhe? Bishwaash holo naa, toh? Bhaabchhen, je bhaasha praaye oteet hotey chollo (maane aajkaal toh Baangali bachhara Egypt-er bhaashaye katha boley, Baangla noy; shonen ni "Mummy, Mummy" daak), taar moddhey aabar kothaakar bhobishyot? Bujhiye boli.
Baangla-tey ekta katha achhe "Bhaat bawKaa". Ebaar bhebey dekhun toh ei katha-r modhhey kono purush dekhtey pachhen ki? Uttom-madhyam gochher? JaaNr indra-r saathe saathe bodh-shokti lopp peleo baakshakti... Aashakori aamar ingit-er saaranghso, baa katha-r ortho bujhtey perechhen, aar kichhu bawlaar dorkaar nei!
Aamar kormostholey praaye-i aamake lok-jon-er kormo-potri, maane jaake boley Curriculum Vitae, taa dekhtey hoy. Ei kathaTa-r moddheo kemon ekta Baangali-aana chaarek achhe. Beshir bhaag ei CV, aashey shipareesh hishebe. Maane onekta ei rokom "Bhaaiti, ei Vitae-ta aamar ek Bhaayera Bhai-er. Bhaao naa kheye ektu see kore diyo toh, bhee-ta..." Obishhyi koyekjon je aw-maayik hon na, taa noy. TaaNra e-mail-er neeche powrishkaar kore lekhen "Please overlook my CV, which is attached with this mail."
Ebaar onno ekTaa bhaasha-bhaasha byapar-e aasha jaak. Aami gaaRi kinechhi bochhor khaanek aagey. Kintu etoh din-eo chaalok baa chalaak (jaake Ingrijitey boley "Street smart", maane smartly street diye gaaRi chaaliye beriye jetey paare) duTo-r ekTaao hoye uThhtey paari ni. HoThaath ki kheyaal holo, I felt an inner drive, bhorti hoye gelaam ekta Driving School-e.
Taa prothom din-i aamar confidence bereo gelo, komeo gelo. Kaaron-ta kintu ekTai - ekTi proshno. Aamar ek shoho-paaThini prothom class-ei proshno korlen "Please tell me what is a steering wheel". Eder haathey gaaRi powraa maane, bujhtey paarchhen toh?
Jaai hok. Jini class nichhilen, he somehow, steered clear of the question, ebong shojaa aamader-ke niye phellen ektaa gaaRi-r shaamne. Jekhane oi daktar-der ghar-e jemon konkaal jhholano thaake, temon bhaabe gaaRi-r parts bojhano holo aamader.
Shekhaneo ki aar rehaai achhe? Aabar proshno, "Slip jaatey naa korey, tokhun aamra brake koshi. Edike brake jaatey thik choley, taar jonno brake fluid laagai keno?" Uttor dewaar aagei break ghoshitoh holo!
