Aabar Shuru Holo
Aamar kichhu porichito lokjon achhen jaaNra besh kichhudin dhore aamaake target kore taader ekta ichha puron korte chaichhen. TaaNra shobaai aamake jiggyesh korchhen aami keno lekhaar dwaar bondho kore diyechhi bohudin holo. Maane aar kichhui noy, target is to gatecrash, that's all.
Etaa thik je lekha jokha-ta jhhik jhhik kore shuru hoyechhilo jhhok-er maathaye. Taarpor kirokom jaani oi Mumbai local-er jaatrider maatha-r motoh jhhuktey jhhuktey kobe ekdin jhaaNki bondho hoye gelo.
Ei bishaal lombaa explanation-er kaaron khub-i plain and simple. Assuming (i.e. etaa gaadha-r motoh ekta boktobbyo) ekhuno keu aamar blog poRen, taaNder punoh-piRHitoh koraar jonno je paap-orjon korchhi aami, shetaa aami dosh-o-chokrey poRey korchhi. (Ei jonnoi chokroborti howaar ichhe aamar konodin-o puron hobe na - sharaa jibon Ghosh-Tey Ghosh-Tei kaatbe!)
Jaai hok, ekhun katha hochhe ei je, shuru kori-ta kotha theke. Shei oi ondho lokjon aar haathi type case hoye gelo. Keu shuNr diye shuru kore, toh keu layj niye layj-e goborey hoy. HoThaath kore aaj aami nijei nijer blog poRtey laaglam. PoRey dekhlam shuru korechhilam ek Durga pujor shomoy. Ebaar obishhyi Durga-r theke dur bhegechhilam. Shudur kono ek gaaN-te giye gaa dhakaa dewaar ichheo chhilo - kintu puron hoy ni.
Shey jaak ge, ekhun shaamne Diwali. Delhi-r mushkil ei je kichhuttei janaa jaaye na Kali pujo-ta kobe. Ei Delhiwala Delhiwaali-der khoppor-e porey shudhu mukh-ei 'Kali' aamar motoh lokjon-er.
Taa ei Diwali kintu ekhaane besh jaaNk jomok-er saathe manaano hoy. Oi Bombay-te jemon Chhatt pujo-r naam-e lok-e choTT kore chhuti niye phele, Delhi-te Diwali maanei office khaali khaali.
Taa, aaj theke aamader aapish-e aadhyek lok haapish. Jol khete giye dekhi ek Bangali colleague ritimotoh jella mere ekta jawl-jawley Panjabi pore eshechhen. Bollam, "Bhalo Panjabi." Shetaa shuney aarek colleague paash diye jete jete bole gelo, "Nahi, woh Bangali hai!" Jobba shombondhey montobbyo-ta erokom ghuriye dewate aami jobbor khepey gechhilam. Ekta jobordast jabaab-o maathaye eshechhilo, kintu keno jaani na mon-e holo je uttejonaa-r chott-e jodi "Sikh" shuntey "Sick" shoney, pitiye sheek-kebab baaniye debe.
Thankfully, ei Bangali shotti-i bhoddorlok. Unee jol khawa shere bollen, "Cholo, ek saathe khawa jaak. Aaj shunlam canteen-e chhole-bhuture baaniyechhe." Etaa shuney aami aaro hotoh-baak hoye gelaam. Aamader canteen je chalaaye, (aamra boli "Anna", kaaron taar khabaar keu nijer morjee-te aante chaaye na), taar culinary skills-er kul kinara kono nor baa naari-o hodish kortey paarbe na shetaa aamra gondhey gondhey jaani, kintu shey jee aajkal aakat theke occult-e geychhey, shetaa aami jaantam na.
Anyway, boshlam bhoddorlok-er saathe. Unee bodhoy bhuture chhole niye planchette-e boshaar plan pheNdechhilen. Jaai hok, aami film niye interested jene aamake proshno korlen, "Achha, etaa tumi-i boltey paarbe. Aami shedin ekta chhobi dekchhilam aamader cable-e. Ingriji chhobi, Hindi-te dub koraa. Taa oi chhobite oi robot-er saathe Diwali-r ki shompokko chhilo, ektu bolo toh." Bhoddorlok aamake je rate-e haaN korachhilen, mon-e hochhilo notun 'Mahabharat'-er jonno Krishna-r role-er audition dichhi. Ektu chhola kheye chhele-r buddhi khullo. Aaro kichhu-kkhon katha bolaa-r por jante paarlam je, chhobi-r naam 'Wall-E', unee shunechhilen 'Diwali'.
Etaa-r por aamar nijer ek kirti mon-e poRe gelo. Japani-ra hara-kiri kortoh, aami otaar ekta mental counterpart kortaam, jaar naam hara-kirti. Ei shob kirti have lost me a lot of things.
Kholsha kore boli.
Bishesh kichhui na. Kichhu din aagey ei CR Park-er maachh-er bajaar-e amidst much fanfare of Durga Pujo aamar saathe aamar Bhugol Didimoni-r dekha hoyechhilo. Aamar onaakey mon-e achhey kaaron, unee ekmattor teacher chhilen jini as a rule announce kore diten je "Shaamner shombaar surprise test hobe, Bhugol-er". Kintu onaar dekhi aamake mon-e achhe ekta completely onno kaaron-e. Aami naaki onaar ekta recurring duh-shopner kaaron. Kaaron onaar khataaye aami ekta belt poraa goru-r chhobi eNkey likhe diyechhilam "Cow belt of Haryana."
