Jaataa Ekkarey!

Lekha-r obhyesh-ta praaye uthtei cholechhe ek adbhut kaaron-e. Naa, shudhi jodi bhaaben je shudha-r kono obodaan achhe ete, taa bhaaba shudhu bhul-i hobe naa, shuddho bhaasha-e jaake boley ghor baaje katha, shei byapaar hoye jaabe!

Aamar maathaye idea-gulo aashey boddo inopportune moment-e. Ekhun Delhi-tey besh thanda porechhe. Ei dhorun, kombol-er moddhey nijeke besh bhalo kore pack kore ghum-er desh-e nijeke courier kowrar plan korchhi. Courier besh airport-er kaacha-kaachi pouchheo geychhey, emon shomoy ekta awshadharon idea khello maathaye - jetaa niye besh bhalo lekha jaaye.

Aami emnitei besh confused prokriti-r - shutoraang ghum-er moddheo erokom situation jokhun arise kawrey, aaro confused hoye jaai. Aamar besh kichhu shohokormi-ra boley taara taader bichhana-r kaache computer rekhe shutey jaaye. Maane computer log off kore oraa doze off kawrey type. Etaa hochhe civilization-er progress-er ek nomunaa. Mon-e achhe chhotobelaaye ekta katha shunechhilam - 'Haath baaRalei bondhu'. Ekhun taar jaaygaaye cholchhe 'Haath baaRalei compu'.

Jaai hok, aamar khetrey ei solution-ta ei jonnoi khaaTe naa, kaaron etaa apply kortey geley aamar khaaT-er paashey computer table ene laagatey hobey! Taar cheye shohoj process hochhe, baalish-er kachhe ekta khata -pencil raakha. Etaa aami besh kothaye ekta poreochhilam. Jaai hok, aami shetaao try korechhi, apply-o korechhi. Kintu porer din shokaal-e "EeNdur, SMS, neem paataa" lekha dekhe taar mormow udhhar kortey paarini!

Shutoraang, kono 'ekta' topic-er opor ei lekha-ta noy. Etaa hochhe oi Goddard-er chhobi-r blog version - keu jodi er jonno aamake gawdaa-r baari maaren, gawdo-gawdo mukh-e boli, 'I think I deserve it'!

Aamar office-er colleague-ra, jaaNraa aw-Bangali, taaNraa aamader 'raw'-er dowsh dhortey besh shiddho-hostoh. Aamraa jehetu minority, shei hetu aamader bawlaar khub ekta scope dewaa hoy naa. Taar cheyeo borow katha hochhe uttor-taa Hindi-tey dilei shomichin hoy - Ingraji-tey Banglabhaashi-der Hindi bolaa niye shomalochona kowrataa-r moddhey ekta besh secular bhaab achhe botey, kintu ultimately khub ekta jomey naa.

Taa, shey jaai hok. Abhimaan-taa ekhanei prokaash kori. Ei point-taa aamar ek shoho-kormi-r. Jokhuni aamader oi 'raw' uchharon niye baa bus mohilaa naa train purush ei shob maha golmeley proshney naasta-nabud kawrey lok jon, aamar shei shomow-byaathi, shohokormi boley "Dekho, je bhaashaye lok-e nijeke aataa boley - 'Hum aataa hai' - taa niye torko naa kawrai bhalo!"

Aamar theek mon-e chhilo naa aaj Christmas. Prochur SMS eloh ei maatro aamake wish korey. Taar modhhey gowta du-ek je kaar paathano, taa theek Thhahor kore uthtey paarlaam na!

Jaai hok. Ei keshto-maash-er din, shondhey hotey naa hotei raastaa-ghaat-e, restaurant-e aar cinema hall chottor-e du prokriti-r lok dekhaa jaaye - ek keshto thakur aar dui Keshto Mukherjee.

Aagekaar din-e ekta katha procholitoh chhilo 'Koshtoh naa korley, keshto mele naa'. Ei Google aar Internet-er din-e oi katha aar khaaTey naa. Tobey haan, etaa theek je, aaj ker ei Keshto-maash-er din, kowshey taan pawrey aapnaar kowsh awrthaat wallet-er opor.

Aamar oboshhyo oi niye chintaa nei, kaaron aamar kaarbraar shobdoh-kosh niye.

Aamader office theke aamader koyek jon-ke ekta training-e paathiyechhilo ei koyekdin aagey. Naam chhilo 'Meta training'. Dwitiyo din-e bujhtey paarlaam aamar motoh lok jon, jaaNder nijeder shombondhey besh ekta bhalo dhawronaa toiri hoyechhilo over a period of time, taaNder shei bhraanti 'meta'-nor jonnoi ei 'training'.

Taa shei training organize kawra hoyechhilo shohor-er ek onno praantey. Shekhaane pouchhotey pouchhotei praan oshtagotow hoye jeto. Tarpor aabar train kore nijer shombondhey shob bhalo dhaaronaa ghuchiye dewaar bondobostow - taa shey jaai hok, ei niye aar beshi likhbo naa ei public blog-e, kaaron-ta nahoy kholshaa korey naai bollam!

Delhi-r raasta-e ek boddo golmele jinish achhe - taar naam hochhe 'gol-chakkar'. Raastaa ghaat-e eraa aakchhar mele, aar ritimotoh ghol khaiyye chhare lokjon-ke. Gol jinish-ta aamar bawra-bor-i besh gondogol-er laage - taa shey aamar awNke-r khaata-y hok, ki blackboard-e aaNktey bawlaai hok - gol-er shobcheye borow problem hochhe direction.

Ei jemon aapni kauke bollen 'Aarey, dekhbi shaamne ekta dokaan porbey jaar naam 'Niche'. Jodio dokaan-taa teen-towlaaye, taao je naam 'Neeche' keno, jaani naa... oi dokaan-taar daanhaath-er je goli, sheta diye shojaa...' so on and so forth.

Taa ei simple byapar-ta gol-er khetrey khaaTe naa. Okhaanei toh gol - baam dik, daan dik nei ki na!

Aami maathaa heNt kore shwikaar kortey raaji achhi je aamar raastaa gyaan khub kom. Taar modhhey ei gol chokkor. Ekta turn bhul niyechhen ki, byas, hoye gelo! Shey emon chokkor ghowrabey je gaari baa bike-er chaakaar shaathe maatha-o bon-bon kore ghurbey.

Ei jemon prothom jedin aamra gelaam oi training-e...pherot aashchhi aamar shei 'Jaataa language jaate hum aata hai' shohokormi-r shaathe or bike-e goppo korte korte. Dibbo aashchhilaam. Hothaat maajh raastaaye, jekhaane daaNR kawraanor katha noy, shekhaney police traffic daaNr koriye ditei goppo aar raastaa, dutor-i khei haariye gelo.

Jaawar katha chhilo India Gate-er dike, hothaat dekhi shojaa GPO-r gate diye probesh korchhi! Idea-ta mondoh khele ni chhele-tir maathaye. Haariyei jokhun geychhi tokhun ekta paanch taaka-r stamp maathaye laagiye letter box-er shaamne boshley hoytoh theek thikana-tey pouchheo jetaam, kintu Indian Postal Service-er opor aamar bhorshaa khub kom.

Bohudin por ei koyekdin aagey aami Delhi-r bus-e chowrechhilam. Ekhane line beNdhey bus gulo jokhun terminus-e daaNriye thaake tokhun dekhe bojhaa jaaye je muloh-toh du prokaar bus achhe - blue line aar white line. Etaa hochhe oi Maneka Gandhi-r laal buti aar shobuj buti-r motoh. White line-e bhaaraa baandhaa, aar blue line-e bheeR baandhaa.

Etaa hochhe aamar shaathe ekti bus-er conductor-er conversation. Aami taake nehaat-i go-bechara mukh-e jiggyesh korlaam je bus-ta jaabe kothaaye - kaaron bus-er opor jetaa likhe chhilo, shei jaayga-ta je Delhi-te, aamar gyaan chhilo naa. Proshno korey dekhlaam conductor aar aami ek-i path-er pathik.

Shey aamar proshno prochondoh rokom mon diye shuney hothaat baajkhaai golaaye chitkaar kortey shuru korlo 'No idea, no idea, no idea!'

Aamake thotoh-motoh khete dekhe ek jaatri bus-e othaar shomoy aamake bollen 'Yeh bus NOIDA jaa rahi hai'.

'Rahi hai', na 'Raha hai'? Rehaai daao, baba!