Naam Pori-naam

Aamader shobaar kichhu na kichhu ekta shongroho korar baatik thaake. Aami naam jawmai.

Prothom-e bhebechhilam naam-er bhoot shiggiri ghaaR theke naambe. Kintu ei tirish bochhor boyesh hoye gelo, naam-koron-er kaaron shudha-r nesha ekhun-o naasha-rondhro diye rondhrey-rondhrey boichhey.

Aamar office Delhi-r Okhla boley ekta jaaygaay. Jaaygaata-r naam bodhoy fokla holei bhalo hoto, kaaron du-chaarte paan-jarda khawa kele daaNt-er moto factory-r chimney beriye thaake oi onchol-ta theke.

Jaai hok. Taa office theke pherar shomoy traffic jam-er moddhey jaate sandwich na hoye jaai, taai ektu ghur-poth-e phirtey hoy. Sheirokom-i ekdin phirchhi. Jaanla-r baairey taakiye dekhi ek adbhut drishhyo.

Ekta baari, taar opor ekta board. Shei board-er opor bishaal bishaal oKKhor-e lekha - 'Vishal DaaNtoh ka Hospital'.

Ekhun proshno-ta hochhey, Delhi-r moto jaaygay ora shindhu-ghotok paaye kothaye, ba haathi? Taa jodi naao hoy, taa-holey ki okhaane aamar moto lok-der jawa nishiDDhyo? Kaaron naa toh aami haaN korle brohmanddo dekha jaaye, naa dawNto bikoshito korley mon-e hoy shaal-graam shila.

Besh kichhuKKhon daaNriye roilaam building-taar shaamne. Ei aasha-te je ekta na ekta patient dekhte paabo. Kintu aapshosh ei je, impatient hoye phire aashtey holo.

Tobey, je ba jaara oi naam-ta rekhechhilo, 'unki daat deni padegi'!

Aami jokhun Kolkata-e thaaktaam, praaye-i Gol Park theke Jadavpur jetaam, tuition-er jonno. Raasta-e ekta dokaan poRto, jetaar board-ta etoi interesting chhilo je dekhte giye koKKhuno bored hotaam na.

ChaamRa-r dokaan-tar naam-ta bhuley gechhi, kintu naam-er neeche jetaa lekha chhilo sheta oKKhor-e oKKhor-e mon-e achhe - 'Ekhane bag, handbag, juto ebong shorbo-prokaar ladies parts sharaai hoy'! Eta pawRa-r por oder dokaan-e juto-r komti kono din hoy ni bodhoy.

Aarekta episode mon-e poRe gelo. South Point-e aami Class XI-XII poRechhilam. XI-e poRa-kaalin aami jaundice-eo poRechhilam. Shei yellow state-e sharakkhon aamake ruti aar gorom rasogolla 'Yeh-lo' boley din-e chaar-baar khawano hoto.

Taa shoDDo shoDDo tokhun jaundice theke uthechhi - jaake bol-ey gaaye holud obostha tokhun-o puro-ta kaateni. Bus-e korey phirchhi, chokh-e porlo self promotion-er ek joghonnyo nidorshon.

Kon paaRa-r ke ek Jaga-da, shey dekhlaam MBA hoyechhe bol-ey Gariahat-er moRh-e ekta iya lomba banner taangiyechhe. Neech-e aabar lekha 'Wishes you a very happy Durga Puja'.

Bhaablaam 'A-mawron, moron kothaakar!'

Du-ekdin por Pujo-r kenaa-kaata shaartey Ma aamake Gariahat-er Jagadamba store-e niye gelo!

Kolkata-r Behala chottowr-e Ajanta naam-e ekta cinema hall achhey. Shekhaan theke ektu egiye gelei ekta jaayga achhey jeta ODRC naam-e porichitoh. Puro naam-ta hochhey Old Dog's Race Course. BaaRi phera-kaalin aami protidin bhaabtaam, ekhun-o bhaabi kintu bhebe kulkinara paai ni je ota buro kukur der racecourse, na kukur-der purono race course.

Aar-o adbhut byapar hochhe kukur-der race organize korey kaara? Aami kukur-der ekmaatro gaaRi-r pechhoney race kortey dekhechhi. Taao unorganized obosthaye.

Aamar ek bondhu-r shaathe shedin kotha hochhilo ekta company kholar - o actually aamake suggest korchhilo je aami ekta company khuli - Production house. Typical Baangali-r moto I believe je, business is none of my business. Aage-kaar din-er production house holey taao na hoy hoto - shekhaane ekta Gupta babu-r camera diye shaaraa bochhor kaaj cholto. Aar aajkaal toh shaara bochhor je oi shob company-te ki kaaj hoy, taa gupto-camera-r daulat-e TV khullei dekha jachhe.

Production aar reproduction-er moddhey kono farak-i roilo na - jene gaa 'ri-ri' kawre!

Kawtha-e kawtha-e, actually naamkoron-er kawtha-e kawtha-e ei bondhu maarfot gyaaNtoh holaam je Bombay-te naaki ekta 'Toe-toe' Babu-r garage achhey. Shutorang aamar 'Toe-toe company' kholaa-r plan baatil hoye gelo.

Copywriter howaar daulat-e aamake praaye-i onek utko aabdaar shuntey hoy. Taar moddhey one of the most common hochhe 'Ekta naam diye de, bhai!'

Ei jemon aaj theke besh koyekta office aagekaar ghawtona. Aamar ek dur-shompokker colleague, eshe aabdaar kore boshlo je, taaNr ek Bangali bondhu restaurant khulchhe, taar naam-koron kore ditey hobey! Egulo hochhe, jaake bol-ey classic freelancing - free-te sref kheTey jaao.

Client brief jaa pawa geylo, taa oteebo brief - 'Aami Bangali theke North Indian shob-i baanabo.' Onek maatha ghaaNtiye ekta naam-er phawrdo paathaalam.

Onaar haab-bhaab-ta onek-ta aamar ek bondhu-r jayTha-moshai-er moto chhilo. Ei bhoddor-lok, maane aamar bondhu-r jayTha moshai-er ekta dosh chhilo - ooni koKKhuno jeyThima-r ranna-r proshongsha korten na - kichhu na kichhu ekta khuNt theek ber korten.

Ekdin jeyThima bhaablen 'Onek jayThamo hoyechhe, aaj emon ranna raaNdhbo je kichhuttei khuNt dhorte paarbe na'. Jei bawla, shei kaaj.

Khete boshlen bhoddorlok. Khawa shuru holo. Khawa khawtom-o hoye gelo, kono uchho-bachho nei. Aar thaakte na pere jeyThima jiggyesh korei phellen, "Ki, ranna-ta theek chhilo toh?"

Uttor elo, "Ei noon-ta aar ektu beshi porlei shob baan-chaal hoye jeto!"

Aamar client-ti chhilo oi rokom. Shesh-e aar na pere aami surrender kore dilum.

Por-e shunechhilam ooni nijei restaurant-er naam rekhechhen - 'Chaatu Curry'.