Bhasha-e bohiya

Ei blog lekha aami shuru korechhilam nehaat-i curiosity-r khaatir-e. Delhi-r moto erokom ekta baaje city-te theke theke nijeke kirokom ekta curio-piece-er moto mon-e hochhilo. Taa chhara ei naam'ta besh - ' blog'. Naam-er moddhey ekta Sukumar Ray-Sukumar Ray gondho achhe.

Shillong gechhilam Ma-Baba-r shaathe, tokhun aamar boyesh khub-i kom. Shekhane ekta log cabin-e chhilam.

Oi trip-ta aamar aabchha-aabchha ekhuno mon-e achhe. Ei kaaron-ei aaro mon-e achhe je, Class VII-e aamader oNke-r master jokhun aamake 'What is a log table, with example' proshno korechhilen, aami Shillong-er oi log cabin-er table-er brityanto onaake shuniechhilam. Unee kaTh-khotta maanush. Aamar oi uttor-er doKKhina hishebe aamake class-er 'outstanding' student aaKhya diye dokhina hawa khawate paathiye diyechhilen!

Haan, toh jaa bolchhilam. 'Blog' naamta shunei aamar kirokom jayno tog-bog kore energy-level bere gelo. Blog naam-tar khub kaachha-kaachhi ekta shobdo achhe - log-bog. Aar aami shoddyo-shoddyo 'Omkara'-te Langda Tyagi-r character dekhe besh udbuddho-o hoye gechhilam. Shob miliye, shuru holo aamar blog-blog kora.

Chhotobela-te aamar juktaKKhor shikhte besh beg pete hoyechhilo. Ingiriji-te jaake boley 'Beg to differ'. IyoN-chaw aar chaw-e-iyoN, ei niye aamar ekhuno jothesto confusion achhe. Maane aami praaye-i gaamchha aar baanchha-r modhhey guliye pheli. Bolai bahullyo, etaa moteo baaNchhoniyo noy!

Taa, blog lekha jokhun shuru korlaam, shob-i kirokom bhaasha-bhaasha laagchhilo. Ei jemon, kon bhaasha-e likhbo? Aamar kichhu bondhu maarfot gyaaNtoh holaam je Bangla-teo lekha jaaye! Bangla-r proti aamar aakorshon oporishim. Onno bhaasha-r scotch-kochi ki aar Bangla-r neshaa-r chouhuddi-r moddheo aashte paare? Taai shorbo prothom aami khuNjte laaglaam, Bangla lekhar software.

Achha, ei Google naam-ta ki Samaresh Basu-r Gogol character theke anupraanito? Kaaron dujon-er-i power of finding out is ten to the power infinity!

Aamar mot-e ei Google-er maalik-ra are missing out on a huge marketing opportunity. Aagekaar din-e ki hoto, na, lokjon Kumbho mela-e haariye jeto, aabar Kumbho mela-tei eke-opor-ke khuNje petow. Taa aamader Google-i baa kom kishe? Aar Kumbho-r moto market era paabe kothaye? Shutorang era jodi Kumbho mela-te ekta stall dey, aamar mon-e hoy oder byaabsha hoi-hoi kore beRe jaabe.

Jaai hok, kothaye besh chhilam? Oh, haan. Ebaar stall theke install-e phire aashi. Banglaword boley ekta software-er hodish pawa gelo. Taa sheta shiggiri install kore haath kochley likhte boshlaam. Prothom baKKo likhlaam 'Aami Rupak'.

Aami khub monojog diye type kori. Onek-ke dekhechhi taara monitor-er dike taakiye jhawr-jhawr kore jhawr-er beg-e type korte paare - kintu ekhaneo I beg to differ. My typing has to be monitored.

Taa nijer introduction dewar por, maatha tule praaye bhirmi khaai aar ki! Monitor-e jeta phutey uthlo, shei bhaasha aamar teen-maash-er cousin hoyto bujhte paarto - aamar khawmota-r baiire. Shei theke decide korlaam, je unlike Bangla-r maati aamar Bangla-te blog lekha-r ichhe-ta awpurno-i roye jaabe. In other words, Bangla-e lekhar plan-tai maati!

Aamar blog jaaNra pawren (jemon, aami) taaNra onekei aamake bolechhen je, ei Ingriji oKKhor-e Bangla portey bhishon koshto hoy. Taai, keno na aami Ingriji-tei Ingriji likhi? Aami ekbaar ekta oshadharon version of 'Terminator 2' dekhechhilam - sheta Hindi-te dubbed chhilo, with English sub-title. Chhobi-ta dekhar experience aamar ekhuno mon-e achhe and this is the closest I have come to repeating that in my real life.

Aar shotti boltey ki, Bangla-r mahaTTo-i aalada. Ei jemon, shedin aamar ek bondhu jachhilo ekta music system kintey. Taa, je music system-ta baaje sheta bhaalo, aar je music system-ta baaje na sheta bhalo na, eta keno hobe when it should actually be je, je music system-ta baaje na sheta bhalo, ei rokom ekta prochondo rokom aaddhyattik aalochona-te aatke gechhilam.

Bangla-te jokhun dhukei gechhi, tokhun ekta obhiGGyata-r katha-o boli. South Point-e aami jokhun portaam, aamader Statistics pawraten Prithwish-Babu.

Unee Silheti bhaasha-e katha bolten - jaake boley with a clean Silhet. Taa aami shedin ki mon-e holo, first bench-e boshe chhilam. Hothaat dekhi bhodro-lok aamar shaamne daaNriye nibishto mon-e aamake dekhchhen. Aami mukh tuley chaaite-i, uni bollen 'Panta kholo'!

Sref hotow-baak hoye gelaam. Uthey daaNralaam. Aabar shei ek aadesh - 'Panta kholo!' Aami aaD chokh-e edik odik taakiye belt-er dik-e haath baaRalaam. Pher dhomok. Dekhi, unee-i haath baaRachhen. Aamar praae moorchha jawar upokrom. Shesh baar-er moto chokh tuley dekhi uni aamar pen-ta aamar haath-e dhorachhen - khaap-ta khule!

Ei shutre-i aarekta experience mon-e pore gelo. Ebaar Hindi-r paala. Aami Hindi pawra shikhechhi Hindi chhobi-r poster powrey. Taa, aamra - maane aami, Ma Baba - shebaar gechhilam, ki besh jaaygaata-r naam, haan, Agartala. Shekhane giye dekhi obaak kando.

Shaari shaari dokaan, shei dokaan-er opor jaa lekha taar maane daaNraaye je, oi dokaan-er maalik-der opowr ekta kore phone raakha achhe. Udahoron shworoop (e shob kichhui kintu Hindi-te lekha) Sunil pe phone, Jindal pe phone, Ramu pe phone, ityaadi, ityaadi, ityaadi!

Jodi-o eta bhaasha shonkraanto noy, taao Agartala boltey mon-e porey gelo, taai likhchhi. Okhaane aamra ekta jongol type-er jaaygaa-te gechhilam, jekhaane kichhu coffee-r gaachh chhilo. Aamader ek co-traveler, aamar ekhuno mon-e achhey, ekta gaachh-er paataa chhiRe, chibiye kheye bolecchilen, "Umm..., na, Nescafe noy. Bru-tru hobe!"